lawebloca:

Monkey Mirror

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via etech-n-o)

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(Source: deaneggsandsam, via roryyoswald)

johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die

(via owlmylove)

existentialdecay:

colors at the car wash

(via owlmylove)

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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(Source: cocaineteas, via legit-humour)

fstw:

lindsaychrist:

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I see this post all the time but why come nobody ever talks about the girl that fucked up the middle S like someone drag her too please

(Source: meucuminhasteta, via legit-humour)

aprithot:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again

(via legit-humour)

rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

(via legit-humour)

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle, via legit-humour)

gameofthronesdaily:

The truth was, the princess was braver than her brother, and brighter and more confident as well. Her wits were quicker, her courtesies more polished. Nothing daunted her, not even Joffrey.

(via roryyoswald)